
(7008 Clark St., $7.99)
Get your bitch on, ladies. Nothing shows your pride in being a woman like choosing to wear a flaming pink vest with the word "bitch" written all over it 500 times. However, it's made of 100% natural fibers, making it worlds more comfortable than the "I'm a self-hating freak" sandwich board I usually parade the streets wearing. Besides, it comes with a pair of matching short-shorts.